- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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