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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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