A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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dat shoe shine tho

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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