Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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a man makes a bad joke

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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Yes

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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