There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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My mom

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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