- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Grace Ackerson

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

i saw amango it splootered

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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