What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

A man walks into a bar

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Anti Joke

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