- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

what did jacob say to coach a joke

guy walks into a bar, ouch

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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