knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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