- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

taking out the trash... at night

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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