What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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HOLY COW!

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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