- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

nolan is gay

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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