Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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run farther?

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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