- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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