what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

The Qur'an

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Did you know? . You already know!

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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