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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

an american walks out of a strip club.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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