- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i saw amango it splootered

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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