Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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