A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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i dont fisish anythi

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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