Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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bangers and mash?

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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