whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

whats brown and sticky a stick

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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