- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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