a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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