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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

nolan is gay

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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