- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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