what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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