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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

A van drives into a car.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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