- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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