- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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