- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Catholicism.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??