funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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american idol

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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