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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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