What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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WARNING!: THIS JOKE MAY BE OFFENSIVE::: three mexicans wanted to cross the united states borders when they were greeted by a border guard with a gun. the guard tells the three mexicans that if they wanted to pass the border, they will have to do as he says, to which the 3 of them agrees. the guard tells them to go gather a pair of fruits, so like that each of them went their own way to go get some fruits. the first mexican came back with a pair of apples. The guard orders him to stick both of them up his ass and if he makes a sound, the guard will kill him. The mexican obeys and sticks the apple halfway when he screamed. the guard killed him. The second mexican came back with a pair of cherries. The guard ordered the same thing and told him the same thing. the second mexican made 1 cherry and a half when he giggled. So he died also. when he got to heaven, he meets the first mexican. to which the 1st mexican asks, "why did you laugh? that was so easy!" and the 2nd mexican responded, "i giggled because i saw the third mexican coming with a pair of water melons."

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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