- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What do I hate? people

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

France had one revolution

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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