- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Vote this down and get DOXED

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

taking out the trash... at night

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

a man makes a bad joke

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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