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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

The Big Band Theory

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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