Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Anti Joke

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