why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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penis in the camel

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brock has small hands for a small job

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Anti Joke

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