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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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