- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

what is 3+3= 8

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What's stupid a light bulb.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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