- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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