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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Guest what in the butt

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What's 2+2? Fish

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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