- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

So a horse walks into a barn.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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