- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What rhymes with milk...milf

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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