Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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