- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

I am quite mature.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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