- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

A paralysed man falls over.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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