- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

One, two, three, four and five

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Once upon a time, The end.

A fat guy!

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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