What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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