- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Women's Rights

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

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