- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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