- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Justin beiber's penis

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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