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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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