- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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