Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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