- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like it in the mouth

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Whats the defination of cruelty

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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