A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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