- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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