- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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