Women's Rights

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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