- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Sir, your wife is dead

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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