- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Black people.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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