- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

non poop

Canadians

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

whats a joke

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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