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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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