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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What rhymes with milk...milf

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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