Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Barack Obama.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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