- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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