Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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