What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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