What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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hi

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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penis

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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