- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Nobody cares maddie!

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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