- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

N-E Pats never cheated

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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