- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

The chicken crossed the road.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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