- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

someone called someone else a frog

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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