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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a submarine.... once

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

a blind man walks into a wall

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

There once was a man from Nantucket.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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