Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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