- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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