Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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10inch nice

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Penis

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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