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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

you gay?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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