- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Want to hear a joke? No.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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