- Anti Joke

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.