- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What did the president do for the people? ...

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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