- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

A boy with red hair is happy.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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