- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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