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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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