Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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how do you win a game try your best

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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