- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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