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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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