What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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