- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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