- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

How about that airline food?

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Whats brown and smells bad poo

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Sarah Palin.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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