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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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