- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

i dont fisish anythi

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

You had better thumbs up this post.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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