What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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THe Election

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Caramel Boing.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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