- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

sky silverstein

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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