why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

#Getweird

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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