- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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