What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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