The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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