- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

knock knock go away

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

like most people my age. im 27

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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