What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Jovan

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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