What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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I was watching Fox news.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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