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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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