- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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