What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

black people are white when i use night gogles

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Prostitution is bad.......

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

asians have slitted eyes lol

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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