- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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