You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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