knock knock go away

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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