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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.