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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

A: Do you like it B: No

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__