Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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religion

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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