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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

You know what's cool? Yep.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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