- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian with a big dick.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

I'm Batman.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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