- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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