What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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I'm Polish.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Please ignore this statement.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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