How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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