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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Women's rights.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

America

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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