- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

hi mom

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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