- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Women's professional sports

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

A seal walks into a club.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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