- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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