A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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