- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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