What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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