Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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