Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

you dint have to be a jew matt

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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