How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Charlie Sheen is winning

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

regoereiorgiorehgijreirehrfjirgjirejgruirehgrghehiiehaoiwpo;lkswpokewqoifgoieqjgiubtfoewfiir K.O

batman farted so hes retarded

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

your face

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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