- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

you give like i give lomain

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

So a horse walks into a barn.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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