Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

The FCC

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

A American seeking into mexico

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Knock Knock Come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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