Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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