What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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Beka has AIDS

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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