- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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