- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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