It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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