- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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