What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

the economy.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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