- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Whats 1+1? window!

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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