I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

( . Y . )

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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