- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Sir, your wife is dead

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

A pope meets another one

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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