Your mother is so fat.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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