- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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