- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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