What's stupid a light bulb.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Who's the fastest kid in AA

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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