How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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poo

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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