- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Everybody love food when they are hungry

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