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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

1+2 = 6

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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