- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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