- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Canadians

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Your're racist.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

I think everybody should have a penis.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

The FCC

A American seeking into mexico

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