- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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