- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

whats white and sticky glue

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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