- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

batman farted so hes retarded

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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