Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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