Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Womans baksetball...

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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A man did not like this site

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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