- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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