A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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I'm so punny.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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