- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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