- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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