Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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why does the man appear fat he is

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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