Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

This is a joke.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

whats black and strange a paki

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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