Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

No your aunties a joke

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

why was the man sad? his wife died

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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