Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

why does the man appear fat he is

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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