- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

I'm so punny.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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