So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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you gay?

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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