Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

q ggggggggggggggggg

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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