- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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