What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

I asked her where you were.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

why do mexicans get made fun of

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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