- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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