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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

Whats the defination of cruelty

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.