Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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