How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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