- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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