What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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