- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's 9+10? 19.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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