- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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