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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Women's Rights

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

NEVER

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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