- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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