- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

outside your comfort zone

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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