What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Anti Joke

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