- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

In soviet Russia...things are different

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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