why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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