- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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