why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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