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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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