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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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