what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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snowglobe

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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