I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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WNBA

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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