- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

run farther?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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