Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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