- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Alchohol.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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