how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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i like turtles

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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XD Jackass.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Anti Joke

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