- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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