- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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