- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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