- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Flowers are colors Love me

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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