A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

I was watching Fox news.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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