An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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