- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

If you have a stroke, call 000

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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