- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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