- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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