Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Hello penis

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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