- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

You idiot.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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