- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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