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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Hey

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Your mother is average.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Hello

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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