What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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