What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What page are you on The gay page.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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