Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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