- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

when debbie meets downer

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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