Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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