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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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