- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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