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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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