- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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