Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Anti Joke

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