- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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