- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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