Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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