- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

I love alchohol!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

I'm rick james bitch

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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