- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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