Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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I'm Batman.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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