What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

I'm Polish.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Dumbledore dies.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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