Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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No antijoke here.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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