- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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