- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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