Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

why did you poop because you are a poop

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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