What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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