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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney