- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What do you call two dog? dogs

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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