what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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