what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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poo

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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