Whats 1+1? window!

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Guest what in the butt

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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