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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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