- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who invented apple? God

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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