Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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PENIS that is all

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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knock knock who's there ?

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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Ily bae

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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