What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Ily bae

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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BIG MAC'S

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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