- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

eh

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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