Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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