- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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