why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Whats 1+1? window!

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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