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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Fine, ladies first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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