What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Male leadership.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Jovan

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Anti Joke

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