How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

whats green and lives in the water

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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