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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.