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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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