- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Women's Rights.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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