I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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no rasist joks

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

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